MilchiCo, makers of the finest goat milk and the world’s largest beverage company, has invested in a mandatory ambassadorship across all major operations.
Join their victims—Stripes, Mittens, Blue, Tiger—as they struggle to live amongst each other, while getting exploited!

Meet the Gang:

Mittens Uju Alaneme

Runt of The Litter
Fun Fact: As of now, she legally cannot drive

She/Her
Age: 31, lol
Height: 1’6” (45.72)
Birthday: November 29th
Craving: Pawprint Meat Cookies
Favorite Song: Mule’s Well by Treat.Education
Tick Whisker’s High School for The Damned
The University of Foreign Wife
Associate of Science (AS)Previous Job
Bus Operator-Fairlife

Oats “Blue” Barns

Fairweather Friend
Fun Fact: His family hails all the way from Checkersport (before the namechange)

He/Him
Age: 30
Height: 3’9” (114.3 cm)
Birthday: April 11th
Favorite Food: Oxtail Stew
Favorite Beer: Golrush (Premium)Education
Pm. Warshbath Ranch for TomsPrevious Job
Beverage Cart Attendant-Bullseye TeeCriminal History
Possession of schedule six drug

Stripes Xuân Hà

Anxious Wreck
Fun Fact: Her stripes are faded and have to be darkened every so often

She/They? (She’s self conscious, and thinks she’s too old to use they/them)
Age: 28
Height: 3’3” (99.06)
Birthday: February 3rd
Friends: 0
Favorite Show: Megachangers ZetaEducation
Chicken at the Coast High School
University of Greenchicken
Bachelors in Food SciencePrevious Job
Packer—1st Group Bean Packaging

Tiger
Ming Zhi Quian

Big Tiger on Campus (not really)
Fun Fact: He lacks a sense of smell

He/Him
Age: 26
Height: 5’9” (175.26)
Birthday: June 18th
Favorite Snack: Crow-Nuts
Favorite App: Rally FanBetsEducation
International School of MidCentral Capital Canary
MouseHunt Institute
Electrical Energy TechnicianPrevious Job
Apprentice Electrician—T&P Air, Electrician, Plumbing

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