Mittens Uju Aloneme

Runt of The Litter
“I’m stuck here on Camp Bullcrap—listless, tunnel-visioned—the hell are you starin’ at?”

She/Her
Age: 31, lol
Height: 1’6” (45.72)
Birthday: November 29th
Craving: Pawprint Meat Cookies
Favorite Song: Mule’s Well by Treat.Education
Tick Whisker’s High School for The Damned
The University of Foreign Wife
Associate of Science (AS)Previous Job
Bus Operator-Fairlife

Oats “Blue” Barns

Fairweather Friend
“I guess you can drive my car! You are such a boring driver after all.”

He/Him
Age: 30, lol
Height: 3’9” (114.3 cm)
Birthday: April 11th
Favorite Food: Oxtail Stew
Favorite Beer: Golrush (Premium)Education
Pm. Warshbath Toms RanchPrevious Job
Beverage Cart Attendant-Bullseye TeeCriminal History
Possession of schedule six drug

Stripes Xuân Hà

Anxious Wreck
“You don’t understand! I-I’m gonna D-I-I-E…! The doctor—IF THAT S.O.B WOULD CALL BACK!”

She/They? (She’s self conscious, and thinks she’s too old to use they/them)
Age: 28
Height: 3’3” (99.06)
Birthday: February 3rd
Friends: 0
Favorite Show: Megachangers ZetaEducation
Chicken at the Coast High School
University of Greenchicken
Bachelors in Food SciencePrevious Job
Packer—1st Group Bean Packaging

Tiger
Manchu Quian

Big Tom on Campus (not really)
“I deserve the money! I had such a traumatic childhood, right? Once my parents took away my toys for two whole hours!”

He/Him
Age: 26
Height: 5’9” (175.26)
Birthday: June 18th
Favorite Snack: Crow-Nuts
Favorite App: Rally FanBetsEducation
International School of MidCentral Capital Canary
MouseHunt Institute
Electrical Energy TechnicianPrevious Job
Apprentice Electrician—T&P Air, Electrician, Plumbing